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Hi I'm Mabe. 27.


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avioletmoonrise:

A text message that says: "Me when I drop my mortal enemy into a comically large vat of water filled with piranhas but I'm a good fish owner and didn't starve them so they don't eat the person", followed by an image of shocked PikachuALT

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

archaeo-geek:

loverbearbutch:

loverbearbutch:

ok i know most of y’all don’t bother with canadian politics but i need you guys to know that the unlikable right wing weenie who lost both the last election for the conservatives (and the huge lead they had in january) but also his seat is running in a seat in alberta in what should be basically handed to him, and people decided to beef up the ballot roster as a form of protest and hope towards electoral reform

but as of right now over 200 people are on that fucking ballot

which is a new record by far and EXTREMELY fucking funny

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this is the ballot from last time where they hit 91 people and the battle river-crowfoot ballot is currently at 209

(Prev tags add great context):

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beardedmrbean:

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time to throw the whole man out

monchursouls:

rat-in-the-grain:

monchursouls:

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

speedlimit15:

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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